“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”Įight bytes walk into a bar.
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The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu” Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. Finishes and gets up to leave.Ī proton walks into a bar and orders a quadruple shot of Bicardi 151 The bartender says "are you sure" The proton says, "I'm positive" "It wouldn't make a difference", replies e^x.Ī SQL statement enters a bar, walks up to two tables and says "can I join you?"Īnother SQL enters the bar, the bartender asks him, "What can I get you?" He says, "No, I am just here for the view." To prove particles can travel faster than light Q. \-I wrote a speed of light joke.but a neutrino beat me to it. \-Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived. \-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. The bartender goes up to e^x and says, "Why don't you go into the function room and integrate with the others?" We are both constantly penetrating your mother. The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two beers and says, "Here, you work it out"Ģx and x^2 go into the integration room, while e^x sits down at the bar and orders a drink. the bar tenders says "Sorry, we don't serve food here" The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through."Ī sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like, he doesnt answer and leaves. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."Ī neutrino walks into a bar. A neutrino walks into a bar.And walks out the other side.undetected. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.Ī parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases." Helium just doesn't react.Ī superconductor walks into a bar. Helium walks into a bar & orders a drink. Whatever they think of the joke, Cohen and Glashow dont think much of the likelihood that OPERAs neutrinos moved as quickly. If you do not understand a joke, ask for an explanation :) That's totally cool.
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The neutrino says, Dont mind me Im just passing. So here's sharing some very popular walking into the bar jokes with you guys The bartender says, Get out We dont serve any neutrinos in this bar.
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What triggers off this post is the FB status of one of my friends, who shared a walking in the bar joke.